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needsmoresarcasm:

One day, Liam the puppy woke up and had magically been turned into a human. He didn’t let this minor development change how he acted. (Don’t worry too much about him; he was fortuitous enough to end up in a boyband full of human puppies.)

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A pretty plot for fairy tales, Sire. But in real life, oh, no. No, it was foredoomed to failure.

Failure, eh? Ha-ha! Take a look at *that*, you pompous windbag!

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dudeufugly:

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what a wonderful hobby to have!

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dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

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kid:dad whats a 69
dad:well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

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mokonahapuuuuuu:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

… Are you King Henry the 8th?

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